09 July 2007

Steven Seagal's Cherry Charge Lightning Bolt


Name of Drink: Steven Seagal's Cherry Charge Lightning Bolt

Venue found at: Wal-Mart

Price at said location: $1.00

“Taste test” out of 5 Rating: 2

“Energy kick” out of 5 Rating: 2

Overall impression / comments: Let's be honest, movie stars are poor politicians and food/drink manufacturers. The drink is sweet, no bitter aftertaste, which is great. The overpowering goji berry taste mixed with cherry however? Not so nice. And keep in mind, those "natural asian enhancers" will never hold a candle to crazy mad-scientist designed chemicals. The boost on this one is mediocre at best.